Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Height of ....

Height of mixed emotions??!!
When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.

Height of Fashion
Dhoti with a zip.

Height of Secrecy
Offering blank visiting cards.

Height of Active laziness
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Height of Craziness
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

Height of Forgetfulness
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Height of Stupidity
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Honesty
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

Height of Suicide
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Height of Dehydration
A cow giving milk powder.